Tenacious D – Beelzeboss

January 27, 2009 at 10:04 PM

I have a short movie review coming up later that I wanted to do like last month but I never got to it because of the crappy connection but right now I want to post a new lyric! Edit// No time to do movie review tonight, need to sleep.. first day of work tomorrow, wish me luck!

This is the final ‘battle’ song from the movie Tenacious D’s Pick of Destiny. It’s the scene that was cut out completely when I first saw it on HBO Asia cuz it shows the devil.. fuck them, this is like the best song from the movie, not saying that others aren’t though. Somehow I can’t stop singing to this for the whole day and it was stuck to my head all day long. Maybe cuz I downloaded the soundtrack this morning and the OST just fucking rocks.

SPOILER WARNING!!

If you haven’t seen the movie, don’t watch the video unless you don’t care about the ending. But seriously, the song rocks and Tenacious D rocks and the movie rocks. Hell, all the songs from the movie rocks. There’s another song where JB accidentally ate a shroom and started imagining he’s a sasquatch, love that one too.. and few other songs. There’s of course, The Metal, my favorite song ever to play in Guitar Hero III.

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TENACIOUS D
BEELZEBOSS (FINAL SHOWDOWN SONG)
THE PICK OF DESTINY OST

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz]
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now I’m complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you’re first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You muthafucka’!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

[Beelz] Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent…

[Beelz] And what if *I* win?

[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell…

[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, its the only way.
[KG] What are you talking about?

[JB] …To be your little bitch.

[Beelz]
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

I’m the devil I love metal!

Check this riff, it’s fucking tasty!

I’m the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I ‘got I’m ‘gonna flaunt!
There’s never been a rock-off that I’ve ever lost!

I can’t wait to take Kage back to hell!
I’m gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I’ll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

[JB] No! Come on Kage, bring the thundahh
(Movie Version: Come on Kage, let’s fight his music, with our music)
[KG] There’s just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me.
[KG] He rocks too hard because he’s not a mortal man!
[JB] Goddamn-it Kage!
He ‘gonna make you his sex slave, you’re ‘gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[KG] No…
[JB] -Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[KG] Dude, we’ve been through so much shit…
[JB] Deactivated lasers with my dick!
[BOTH] Now its time to blow this fucker down!

[JB] C’mon Kage, now it’s time to blow doors down.
[KG] I hear you Jabels’s, now it’s time to blow doors down!
[JB] Light up the stage ’cause its time for a showdown!
[KG] We’ll bend you over then we’ll take it up brown town!

[BOTH] Now we’ve got to blow this fucker down!
[KG] He’s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB] C’mon Kage cuz it’s time to blow doors down!
[KG] Oh, We’ll pile drive ya, it’s time for the smack down!

[JB] Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rockin’ sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!

You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!

We are the D![17x]
We are the D!!

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin’ lame. Come on Kage, You’re comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fucker!

[JB] No!

[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin’ horn!
Oh no!

[JB] From whence you came, you shall remain,
until you are, complete again!

[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
I’ll get you, Tenacious D!