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Archive for December, 2008
Shopping
23 years ago
LONG BLOG…
Strange.. Apple Safari browser is loading my site and my wordpress dashboard pefectly fine so might as well do another blog. Anyways, yesterday I was bored so I decided to go shopping alone at Ipoh Parade. Goddamnit it was like so fricken packed. I couldn’t find parking space at the basement area but when I decided to go spiral way up, luckily I instantly got a space even where there was like cars lining up searching for parking.
I hate Ipoh Parade on weekend. Stupid malay boys that dress all emo, but they look so stupid and so gay. I love emo boys, and I think they’re fucking hot (if they look and dress right) but come on, malay boys who look so ‘kampung’ (as in from wherever village) doest NOT look good at all.. plus they behave very badly. They’re usually in a group with other so-called emo or punk or gothic boys and really slutty and annoying girls. At least they’re not like those who go to Times Square dress up as emo and goth, and I do mean dress up — like those jrock or Japanese people who dresses up at Harajuku or at cosplay event. Really stupid. I don’t mind if they look hot, but they don’t.
Then I went to game shop.. spent like an hour there asking about PSP and DS Lite to kill time. lol. He was promoting very old console, for really expensive price.. everything was ridiculous. DS Lite is RM699, but old console.. he didn’t even know the charger is different from ours. Plus, he was saying original R4 is the fake one? Puh-lease. PSP2000 cost RM1099, ack.. for an old, ugly, blue limited edition rugby/football PSP? No thanks. But I do love the crimson black DS Lite, my 2nd choice. The bottom surface is not the smooth version, so you don’t get finger prints. Oh and I bought new transparent crystal casing FINALLY and cheap too..! YAY so I took out the sparkling crystal beads that I decorated my DS Lite with, bought new one, put casing on that fits perfectly unlike the old mario one, and pasted the same new beads I bought on the casing and voila..! Looking good now 
And no more worries about dirtying my DS Lite.
I wanted to buy slimming pills but no, they don’t have good ones. I really want Anoretix.. or Decaslim at least. I heard Anoretix works wonders. Not sure how safe it is.. but I’d have to sell my body organs to be able to afford those pills sold online. Oh then, there was some event thing outside of the mall.. they were way too many people, I couldn’t even walk.
Then I went to this 999 booth which is the police. They were displaying pictures so I decided to look and turns out they were pictures of accidents. They were promoting road safety.. so first I saw motorbike accidents, then car accidents, then road accident, and traffic violation. At least the car accident part, they only showed mostly wrecked cars, and only one photos with a family dead and trapped inside a totaled car. The road accident part was GRUESOME. It shows all the bodies from accidents.. so you see a closeup of body with totally smashed head, and the brain is all over the road… a lorry ran over a body and the leg was torn apart, and you can see THE MEAT. Looks like butchered up cow meat.. you can’t even tell it’s actually human leg. Then I saw intestine.. urgh, totally gruesome death caused by road accidents… it was chilling.. and I kept staring at them upclose, lol .. you don’t get to see that often! Totally didn’t expect they would show those kind of photos. And you know I have a morbid interest in those kind of photos.
Then I went to the drugs display.. Now I know what each illegal drugs look like.. ecstasy, heroin, marijuana,cocaine etc etc and tools that are used to smoke weed or take drugs.. ugly tools.. not like those cool looking bong you see in movies. Anyways, I was looking and the policewoman came and gave explanation on the drugs, especially ecstasy. Then she asked this guy how much an extremely small packet of syabu (or crystal meth) cost… the amount of the crystal meth is like one spoonful worth. it goes like this:
Policewoman: Guess how much is this one packet of syabu (crystal meth)? *points*
Guy: Huh?
Policewoman: Just guess…
Guy: Ummmm that? Er 10 bucks?
Policewoman: *grins* No… RM18, 000
Guy: WHAT.. THE?!?!?!??!!! OHHHH MY GOOOOODDDDD RM18, 000????!!?!!
My jaw dropped. Omg, I so didn’t know a small packet of crystal meth is RM18,000???? Wtf? No wonder we rarely hear about crystal meth addicts in Malaysia — even millionaire would go bankrupt to be able to afford their crystal meth addiction. But man, those selling that here would be hella rich.
Ok, this blog is getting very long. The End.
Stomach ache
03 years ago
I have stomach ache :\
I want to blog about something else but I have to post pics, so I’ll do that later. I haven’t been able to load my blog the entire day, stupid internet connection. I wonder if they’ve fixed the europe broadband thingy that’s affecting our net here. I”m affected, very badly too.
Oh on Friday, I went cybergaming again because H said they asked me to join. H picked me up at 9.45 am and I haven’t slept at all… This time Benny’s brother Alex and one more dude joined us.. so 6 of us played FlatOut 2 first, haha it was so fucking fun.. well not so much when they gang up on me and my car blew up and I had to wait and watch them finish the game.. but I was getting the hang of the game, so it was extremely fun…. like around 1 1/2 or 2 hours later, Julian/Sam came to join us.. funny thing is that when Julian entered the game, his name is “S.E.X”.. so suddenly Benny was like “Let’s bang SEX” as in to gang up on Julian and me and H were laughing hard cuz it sounded dirty. We played Quake 4 for a bit, and I was getting the hang of that too…and actually made some fragging lol until they changed map and they keep fragging me every 2 seconds 
Shortly after, they stopped so I decided to play Guitar Hero 3 <3 Then accompanied H for lunch, and went back home.. to help mom make “SOTO”! My most favorite food in the woooooooooooorld! Mmmmm now I want Soto again (already ate today for lunch and dinner)… but it’s only 5 am, lol.. oh well I can wait until later.
Any horse lovers here? Just thought I’d mention Jeffersequine website where you can get all you horse supplies. So if you’re into riding horse, keeping horses as your pets or just plain love horses, that site is for you.
Omarosa vs Piers
13 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Usually on Christmas eve, my tradition is to watch A CHRISTMAS CAROL. My Christmas will NOT be complete if I don’t watch A Christmas Carol, doesn’t matter which version as long as it’s the same story. I bought this cheap old Christmas cartoons compilation from amazon before and in it, there’s a bonus of classic A Christmas Carol. I thought I left the dvd in KL but turned out, I didn’t! I actually left the DVD here in my hometown so I”m very happy.
However, I haven’t watched the movie yet.. instead I watched The Celebrity Apprentice, where last night was the episode of Omarosa, the fucking bitch gets fired. I’ve been waiting for that episode for ages, and god, it was the best episode in the entire Apprentice history, after the fight between Omarosa and Piers in few episodes back.
God, Omarosa is a disgusting, nasty, filthy scum to ever walk the earth.. and a venomous snake. She’s a piece of trash and if I see her personally, I would beat her to death, chop her up and feed her to the dogs. I’ve always thought Piers Morgan is a bastard, but in Celebrity Apprentice, he’s god lol. You know what made my night? In the boardroom, Omarosa called Piers homosexual.. and so Donald Trump asks if he wants to come back to defend himself and he did… and guess what? He walked up towards Trace Adkins, and I thought Piers was about to hit somebody but instead he gave Trace a kiss on the cheek, as a joke, in response to Omarosa’s claim… omfg that was the most hilarous thing ever… I love Piers for that! And the look on Trace’s surprised face — priceless. He was clueless and dumb as rock lol. Haha, that so made my night… best Christmas eve ever. Plus Omarosa’s team lost — the worst defeat in the history of The Apprentice and she was Project Manager (for 3 times and no wins, wtf).. take that you smelly rotting cunt!
Okay, now I”m gonna watch a couple of vids on youtube, then I”m gonna watch A Christmas Carol.
Oh btw, yesterday morning I went to eat breakfast at kopitiam with mom, and I was surprised that H was there haha.. he was with his (rich) friend discussing ‘business’ lol. I want a millionaire friend. Anyways, I need to get resume ready and email it to his friend… H told me he has connection at the local tv station.. worth a try. I’m getting nervous.. I haven’t done anything to secure my internship next month x.x Some of my friends are already interning geez.
PS: I bought Guitar Hero 3: Legend of Rock for the PC… fuck I love GH! I couldn’t stop playing it.. too bad my laptop lags after a while I have to reboot to play again.. I want the guitar controller… oh and the game has 3 of my most fave songs — Barracuda, Stricken (by Disturbed) and Before I forget (by Slipknot)
PS2: If you are looking for a Nokia unlocked phones, buy.com has it.. I’d love to have a new Nokia phone, like SOMEONE who got a Nokia N96 for FREE *glares* lol.
Dr Who Stuff
03 years ago
I was watching Dr. Who last night, and it was one of the best episodes. I found out today that David Tennant confirmed he’s leaving Dr. Who.. wtf. NOOO! Tennant is the hottest and the best Doctor yet! Even Christopher Eccleston isn’t as hot as him Oi, if they don’t cast the 11th doctor as good as Tennant, the show will suck. You know who I think will look good as The Doctor? JOHN SIMM.
John Simm is absolutely hot <3 (he’s the regenerated Master in the clip)
Unfortunately, he already had the part as The Master, so he can’t be The Doctor…
Derek Jacobi was absolutely amazing as the old Master.
So then today I was checking in youtube and I found this clip which is bloody hilarious:
OMG I was laughing my bloody arse off. Love it when Catherine Tate asks “Are you the Doctor?” and then David went “Doctor Who?” Haha. Cuz you know, Catherine Tate was the Doctor’s 3rd companion. And then love it when David zaps Catherine and she poofs into Billie Piper’s “Rose” figurine (she was the first companion).. haha.
Oh and I loooove the Scottish accent.
If David Tennant is my teacher, for fucks sake I’ll get 20 A’s plus, perfect attendance record award and 10 kids from secretly raping him after class <3
You know what else is bloody hilarious? DAVID TENNANT IN DRAG! In a Dr Who spoof:
Goddamn for a guy, he has hot legs o.O;
Mmm I so want to marry David.. haha don’t worry, I’ll send my wedding invitations to you… through dreams cuz that’s they only way I can even picture of marrying such hot sexy man <3
Cybergaming
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Finally I can load the damn blog so I”m gonna blog before my connection fucks up again. On Friday I was supposed to go cybergaming with H but he had things to do so he postponed to Sunday but he did ask me if I wanted anything for dinner… since I’ve been so depressed this past one week and I was craving prosperity burger, so I asked for one even though I want to diet. Fucking depression.
First he told me he’ll be sending my dinner at about 9pm-ish. Then shortly later, he phoned again and said it’ll be even late — like 10pm-ish. It’s too late for me. Suddenly, shortly after again, he called and said he’s on the way to buy my dinner — which was 7pm-ish. I said ok. You know? SHORTLY AFTER, it started to rain … HEAVILY. I mean POURING HEAVY RAIN. When he reached at my home, he couldn’t get out of the car and waited for 5 mins in the car until he told me, I had to go out cuz the water’s rising and I had his umbrella with me.. my house was starting to flood. So I took my umbrella and his that I borrowed, and went out.. omg the water was up to the knee.. in just a short time. Haha, it was fun getting wet. o.O Oh well, even though I was wet from the rain, at least I had good dinner. And they gave Orange McFizz drink with it instead of Coke like the first time I had. I have to stop my obsession with prosperity burger.
So tonight (Sunday), we went to dinner first at Secret Recipe before going to cybercafe. Was raining heavily AGAIN.
OREO MILKSHAKE — THE BEST DRINK EVAAR!
I haven’t had Oreo Milkshake in a LONG time so it was good.
Mmm.. oreo milkshake with a piece of oreo cookie in it. *drools* Sorry, you don’t need to see this ugly face.
I just took a candid of H. Don’t know what he was doing with his Oreo milkshake.
When he realized I was snapping a pic, he posed all emo o.O He likes to do that, I noticed.
There was some promotion thing so we got this chips or something. It was good, and the sauce was good.
The main dish — CHICKEN CORDON BLEU. Next best thing after prosperity burger. If you don’t know what it is, it’s chicken ham with melted cheese inside. HAWT DAYMN THAT IS GOOD.
After eating, we went to cybercafe and waited for his cousins to come. We booked a table of 5 comps and while waiting, I get to play GUITAR HERO 3 for the first time! Argh fuck that was awesome. I love that game. I’m so gonna get it. The graphics looked awesome on the monitor cuz you know, cybercafe have the fastest comp with awesome graphic card. Since I was enjoying my Guitar Hero 3, H was playing Dota.
Our table. Cybercafe looks empty at that moment.
Then Benny arrived with Sam and John if I’m not mistaken. They all played Dota for a bit, and me with GHIII. Then we decided to play FlatOut 2, the car racing game they’ve all been nagging me to play lol. First the 4 of us played derby, where we crash each others’ car.. then we raced. It was fucking fun, haha. At first I was this clueless n00b, until we raced and finally I beat the boys.. and they thought I couldn’t beat them 
Then we decided to play Quake 4. They all decided to gang up on me, the n00b (or as they call it — “gang-banging the noob”). I haven’t played Quake for ages, so I suck at it. I got killed/fragged like billion of times by Benny and Sam. I think Benny was dominating the game, and Sam. Then we decided to frag each other with only gauntlet as weapon (which looks like a saw) and fuck, that was the funniest thing ever. I had a majorly good time tonight. I haven’t had this much fun here for ages.
Hey, one night out to play game does not make me a gamer geek, mmkay?
Then we decided to take a pic, for my blog lol.
I look incredibly chubby from this angle, so excuse me, you don’t need to see the fat pig. Please ignore the fat girl Behind me is Sam, center is H, Benny is on the right and John I think is his name is the little one lol. I got home at almost midnight o.O
If you’re looking for a special Christmas gift for a special someone like your kid, I’d recommend personalized books, which can be really nice for your kids. A perfect Christmas gifts for young kids or toddlers 
Okay, that’s the blog for tonight. Thank you for reading.
Blackberry
03 years ago
by Tany
Well I wanted to blog, but as usual, I haven’t been able to load my own goddamn site… some other sites are working ok, but my blog, nope. I wanted to write about fruits, and I was asked to write about Blackberry plants at a site .. but it’s weird cuz the site is called ‘aaronsfarm.com’ and ‘Aaron’s Nursery’… but not to be confused the the Aaron I know and have mentioned before lol.
My connection is making me even more depressed… I need food. Fuck.
Bleh
03 years ago
by Tany
in Daily Life
I am … frustrated.
I am … tired of it.
I am … bored of it.
I am … moody.
I am … annoyed. Very annoyed.
Yet I can’t talk about it here.
I have to revive my private livejournal to pour my heart out.
Told H to get me prosperity burger tonight… That damn burger makes me happy. But shortly after eating, I’ll be hating myself for consuming that fattening food, and falls back into new developed depression
But it’s ok. I’ll fast for 2 days because right now, I need something to cheer me up.
I Shall Not Consume.
103 years ago
by Tany
in Daily Life
What. Happened. To. Me… ?
I. Used. To. Be. Thin.
Actually, I used to be even thinner than I was in the video because secretarial days, I started gaining weight, thanks to H.
Excuse me while I go hate myself.
PS: Don’t give me any “You’re not fat” bullcrap just to be nice. Had enough.
Fat & Obese
03 years ago
by Tany
Since I can’t fricken load my wordpress, I”m just gonna use my firefox blog addon to blog and just talk random. My connection was working fine for few minutes, then wham, back to being CRAP.
I’ve been so bored beyond words. H has started being busy since Christmas is almost here, my net is barely working so I can’t do jackshit.. so I’ve been very bored. When I’m bored, I get all emo. At times like this, I wish I’m away somewhere, for a vacation. Anywhere. At the beach, at a theme park, in Malaysia, out of Malaysia, be at a vacation home somewhere in the Outer Banks, anywhere dammit…
I’ve been trying to be serious in losing weight since H has been serious about it.. for god’s sake he’s gotten thinner and I’ve gotten fatter, wtf. I feel fatter than him even though I’m just 5’3/5’4 and he’s like 6 foot something tall.. and it’s not helping either that he’s been stuffing me with extremely fattening food.
So I’ve been watching youtube for some thinspiration. One thing I love about youtube is that fat people would make a diary/journal on their journey to weight loss but funny thing is that, sorry for being frank, but half of the fat people in youtube are willing to show their extremely fat body, with all those gross, disgusting flabs hanging while they’re wearing really tiny bikini.. so it’s really, really gross! I know I”m fat, so there’s no way in hell I”m showing my ‘flabs’ for people all around the world to see.. ewwww! And they don’t really lose that much weight.. at the end, they’re still fat and gross.
However, they are still some who had absolutely AMAZING result. Some got skinnier, sexier and some of those really obese people became thinner… and that’s just an inspiration.
Shit it’s 5.30 am..I should sleep.
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